Meet Royal, a 30-year-old Alaskan SuicideGirl who says she’s into lumberjacks and that socks with holes in them make her sad.

Name: Royal

Age: 30

Location: Alaska

Into: Lumberjacks, gingers, and bears

Not into: Meanies, the metric system and mammograms

Makes me happy: Lovely lady lumps, humps, pumps and a bump

Makes me sad: Chemical imbalances, laundry, and socks with holes in them

Hobbies: Loving, dancing, traveling, camping, anything outside

Things I can’t live without: Chapstick, cell phone, the internet

I spend most of my free time: Stalking people on the internet, cooking, cleaning and trying to make ends meet

Favorite bands:

  1. Nouvelle Vague
  2. Vampire Weekend
  3. La Roux
  4. New Young
  5. Pony Club
  6. Kelly
  7. Band of Horses
  8. R.A. The Rugged Man
  9. The Xx
  10. Arcade Fire
  11. Lovage
  12. Handsome Boy Modeling School
  13. The Faint
  14. The Slits
  15. Trina
  16. Black Ghost
  17. Kudu
  18. Beck
  19. Santogold
  20. Murs
  21. Slug
  22. MIA
  23. Cat Power
  24. Wu Tang
  25. Pigeon John
  26. Morcheeba
  27. Fiona Apple
  28. TV on the Radio
  29. Princess Superstar
  30. Miss Kitten
  31. Ladytron
  32. Project Pat
  33. Outkast
  34. Broken Bells

Favorite films:

  1. ‘Bring It On’
  2. ‘Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’
  3. ‘Secretary’
  4. ‘Clueless’
  5. ‘Sixteen Candles’
  6. ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’
  7. ‘Virgin Suicides’
  8. ‘American Beauty’
  9. ‘My Best Friend’s a Vampire’
  10. ‘Crybaby’

Favorite books:

  1. ’1 Fish 2 Fish Red Fish Blue Fish’
  2. F*&! Yes’
  3. ‘The Giving Tree’
  4. ‘How to Make Love like a Pornstar’
  5. ‘Monster AkA: Cody Scott’
  6. ‘The Yellow Pages’
  7. ‘Broken Child’
  8. ’2004 AAA Road Atlas’
  9. ‘Babysitters Club’
  10. ‘Sweet Valley High’

Favorite TV shows:

  1. ‘Rainbow Brite’
  2. ‘Family Guy’
  3. ‘Kitchen Nightmares’
  4. ‘The Soup’
  5. ‘Dora the Explorer’
  6. ‘Care Bears’
  7. ‘True Blood’
  8. ‘Top Chef’
  9. ‘My Little Pony’
  10. ‘Strawberry Shortcake’

Favorite Artists:

  1. Fafi
  2. Banksy
  3. Mike Giant
  4. Miss Van
  5. Cailin Applegate
  6. Miss Sucette
  7. Zoetica Ebb
  8. Lester Newell
  9. Claw

SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become SuicideGirls.