I will admit right now...I am terrible at meeting women. I'm absolute crap at talking to them. But I can honestly say I've never used any of these horrible pickup lines.

Okay, I can honestly say I've never used ALL of these pickup lines.

Okay, I can honestly say I've never used any of these pickup lines more than once.

I'll just stop saying things, now.

Oh, I have to say, this is a bit NSFW, but not very.