Put Down The Spandex And Back Away Slowly

I know you had the Aqua-Net out and ready to use, the spandex was stretching in the bathroom...but you can put it all back in the closet.

As previously reported, POISON singer Bret Michaels announced during this past Saturday night's (November 13) solo concert at Caesars Casino in Windsor, Ontario, Canada that POISON and MÖTLEY CRÜE will celebrate their 25th and 30th anniversaries, respectively, next year by joining forces for a North American trek.

When asked by a fan via Twitter if the rumors that such a tour is in the works are true, Tommy replied, "NO!"

via BLABBERMOUTH.NET.

This day just isn't getting any better, is it?