Pee Cape is Godsend for People with Shy Bladder

Did you know "shy bladder" is an actual condition people suffer from? I do because I remember hearing a story about a group of shy bladder-having people who were upset about that Rob Lowe Direct TV commercial where his pathetic alter-ego is "Shy Bladder Rob Lowe."

Thirty-percent of men say they get "stage fright" when there's someone at the urinal next to them. Well now there's good news if you're one of these shy bladder people! Now, there's Privi-Pee!  No joke, this thing actually exists! Just look at this ridiculous thing!!

Let me see if I've got this straight. You're a guy, allegedly. And you're so shy that you can't pee if someone is standing near you. It sounds like the last thing you'd want is to draw attention to yourself. So, you're going to whip out a superhero cape, suction-cup it to the wall and suddenly you'll be able to whiz? All this because of a few people who weren't even paying any attention to you in the first place?!? My friend, you don't need a pee cape. You need a therapist.