Never Guess About What Size Condom You Need – One Of The Most Useful Apps Ever
There is now an app for EVERYTHING! Are you tired of strangling your buddy in a condom that’s too small? Or maybe losing it if you put on one that’s too big? (I know, no one EVER has THAT problem, right?) But really, you just want to know that it’s big enough to walk around with your buddy hanging out.
Well, before you whip them out with your buddies to see who is really the Biggest Loser, get prepped with this cool app called Condom Size. Maybe the Magnum isn’t quite what you really need, and before getting embarrassed around the locker room, this could help.
Okay, it’ll also recommend the right condom to fit. But we all know it’s just about the positive reinforcement.
Now, if only they’ll make the next iPhone twelve or thirteen inches long, right? Get it?