The newly crowned Mrs. United States 2015 is Katie Garza of Pearland, Texas. Did you know that Mrs. Texas has gone on to win Mrs. United States 2015 the last three years running? It's true!

So if some smart-ass starts criticizing Texas for our low educational ranking or the number of mentally handicapped people we execute, you can fire this right back in their smug faces and let them know that when it comes to outdated competitions to judge women like human chattel on their most superficial qualities, Texas rules!

The new Mrs. Texas tells us about her main charitable cause: surplus milk banks for premature babies.

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