Men of the Buzz Adams MoSho: Who Would You Bang, Marry and Kill?

Today is Leap Day and if you follow Irish tradition, that means you can propose to a man. If they refuse, they need to pay you in silk so you can make a skirt. At least that's what one of the many folk stories about Leap Day says. 

Since the Buzz Adams show has three eligible bachelors, we thought it might be a good idea to just throw them out on the internet scene to see who of the Buzz Adams Show would listeners want to Screw, Marry and Kill.

Since our company makes everyone write a small portion about themselves, I feel this would be the best online dating profile to describe the guys.

Buzz Adams:

Buzz Adams knew he was destined for radio when he discovered his head looked enormous on TV, no matter how far back they moved the camera. Even when he only weighed 135 pounds, he had an Andre the Giant sized head. You'd think when he packed on 150 pounds as an adult it would make his freakish melon look more proportional. Nature is unrelenting in it's cruelness, though, so now he looks like MODOK from Hulk comics. Buzz was recently name "One of the funniest men on Stormfront.com." Buzz is tech savvy enough to know that Twitter and Instagram are fads. You can follow him at Friendster and Xanga.

Brandon Coates:

Brandon "Goat" Coates comes to the Buzz Adams Morning Show by way of Portland Oregon. He's been doing this radio thing for a while after graduating with a degree in Radio Broadcasting from Mt. Hood Community College in 2003. He's worked in a few places in his home state, and spent some time in South Florida, cheering against the Miami Dolphins (he’s a huge New England Patriots fan.) When not being ordered around by Buzz, you might find him anywhere there’s beer, hanging out in a Comic Book store, watching many of same TV Shows Buzz adores (coincidence, not an attempt at kissing ass), or glued to his X-Box. Also key to note is that he owns more Light Sabers than Buzz, much to Buzz's annoyance.

Fernando Cuevas:

Of course, Fernie didn't fill out his work profile so let's use his Instagram description:

"You can hear me on the Buzz Adams Morning Show."

You can leave a comment below, on our Facebook page or even the Buzz Adams Show Neckline (1-844-805-6325) to tell us who you would Screw, Marry or Kill.