KLAQ’s Summer Auction Starts TODAY!
Spending money sucks. Unless you’re buying beer or rock albums because those are necessities. That’s why KLAQ is hooking you up with a summer auction and deals on things like a 55” TV, a reclining sofa and loveseat set, air conditioner, gym memberships, and more for up to 60% off. Seriously, where else can you get a brand new 55” TV for less than $800? The Q is looking out for YOU.
Here’s the 411: On July 29, we’ll start the auction. There are more than 40 different items to choose from. Some things are small, like cowboy boots, some things are huge like a freakin’ boat! All items start out at 60% off retail value, which is listed. You make your bid, other people make their bid, the highest bidder at the end of the auction on August 2nd gets the item. If you’ve ever used eBay, it’s just like that. No gimmicks, no buying bids, just a plain, easy auction loaded with discounts.
Let’s check out a few of the items we have so far.
Retail value is $ 1,947.00 and the starting bid is $778.00. It’s really time to throw out that TV with the huge back, don’t you think?
You need this. As an adult, that furniture you bought from Walmart 5 years ago just isn’t okay. While we’re talking about it, get rid of those Power Ranger sheets, too.
You can’t have nice bedroom furniture without a nice mattress. It’s like putting nice rims on a Dodge Neon. Oh... you HAVE rims on your Neon? Sorry, bro.
All work and no play make you a really grumpy person. Bid on this brand new ATV and you’ll be riding the ridges of the Franklin Mountains in no time!
Ready to see what Tim Floyd and the boys have in store for you next season? Don’t miss a single game with two season tickets and an autographed ball. Just make sure to ride your ATV there because your Neon is BUSTED, mijo.