Scott Ronson always gets the strangest e-mails. I will share this one about tractor pull tickets.
Hey Ronson, I was out plowing on my traktur and couldn’t call in; so, here is the conversation if I had been able to call.
I am one of them white types; so, my neck sure gets red when pulling a plow under the El Paso sun. but all the Hispanic neighbors really like me and they even call me by the Spanish nickname they gave me – Ejol.
Ejol – I’m calling about them there free tickets and hadda a coupla questions.
Scott – Ok, how can I help you?
Ejol – How many tickets are there in that family pack of four?
Scott – There are 4 tickets for your whole family
Ejol – My whole family got 6 in it
Scott – Well kids under 12 are free.
Ejol – Good, I got 4 kids and that is way under 12
Scott – I meant to say kids 12 years old or younger are free. Just who all is in your family.
Ejol – Well, all the people in my family are all my kinfolk.
Scott – How many boys and girls and are any of them under 12 years old?
Ejol – Ok, now let’s see….I’m a boy and my wife is a girl. Then we got 2 sons that are boys and one of them is about 10 years old or so. Then there’s the 2 darters that are girls and one of them is just borned so she ain’t even a year old yet. So I figure that we got 2 boys – me and one son, then there would be 2 girls – my wife and one darter. Then we got them 2 that is under 12 years old. So do you figure we could all get in with that there family pack of 4?
Scott – Yes the four tickets will be enough for your family.
Ejol – That’s good but how did you figure that out so fast – did you add or multiply?
Scott – Well you had 2 boys and 2 girls that needed tickets so I added 2 and 2 together to get 4.
Ejol – Oh so you added. That’s good cause I thought maybe you were going to have to multiply 2 and 2 and we wouldn’t have had enough tickets.
Scott – Ok….is there anything else i can help you with?
Ejol – Is it going to make any difference that my wife is also my cousin and is pregnant again – she ain’t gonna count as 3 is she? I’d sure hate for just me and her to go and have to leave the kids at home with grandma/aunt ida.
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