I haven't seen the movie that's up for the Oscar, Searching for Sugar Man, but considering the title, I have to assume that it's a direct rip-off of my movie from many, many, many, many years ago with a similar title. No, for reallys, I made this movie so long ago, I didn't even remember it until about an hour ago.

You have to believe me. I even used the same iPhone app that the director of that other film used, 8MM. Check out his results here, and compare them with mine.

It's not even close. I'd like to thank the Academy, my parents...