Jessica Simpson Gives Birth, Surprisingly Not to an Elephant – Top Tweets

After being pregnant for about 3 years, Jessica Simpson finally gave birth this morning. Oddly, we haven't heard any reports that her newborn baby was born with floppy ears and a trunk. Huh. While the celebrity world was quick to issue congratulations to the new parents, we found some people on Twitter who said what we were all thinking. Here they are: