El Paso Rep. Beto O’Rourke Ranks Second on List of Hottest Congressmen
At the Sexy Congress website you can see all the United States senators and congressional representatives ranked by the criteria of how sexable they are. And coming in at an impressive number two is our own congressman, Beto O'Rourke.
He's second only behind Sen. Marin Heinrich (D., NM) who is handsome enough in a bland sort of way.
Number three is presidential candidate Marco Rubio, who I think might be using his 9th grade class photo as his official senate photo.
Number four is Jeff Flake of Arizona who, no homo, I think should be even higher. I mean, look at this guy! He could be a model in a Kohl's catalog, right?
Frankly, I'm a bit surprised that Wisconsin Republican Paul Ryan only came in 20th. What's wrong with you ladies and, presumably, gay dudes that are voting here?
Dreamy blue eyes, crooked cowboy smile...what's not to like? He's very pro-life and anti-gay marriage, so I get that you may not like his politics. But this isn't supposed to be about politics. It's supposed to be about effability. Besides, he's a cross fit fiend, so you know dude's got some rock hard glutes.