El Paso Makes List of Kinkiest City

Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your attitudes toward this sort of thing, our hometown made it as the least Kinky City on the list.  You can see the entire report at Kink University which I don’t think is an accredited institution, but it’s got to be at least as prestigious as Arizona State.
The level of kinkiness, which we apparently have the least of, was measured by the following metrics: people on kink dating sites like Fetlife, porn buying stats, and the number of people who self-identify as “kinky”.

I think El Paso would have rated way higher if they’d actually made a market visit and gone to some of our many fine gentlemen’s club. I can tell you this, in El Paso we do enjoy our kinkiness, two dollars at a time.