I've been hearing these commercials on the Q about Duke telling everyone they should take the stairs. Like he does.

Duke has the most unhealthy eating habits of any adult human that I've ever seen. Taking the stairs isn't going to make much of a difference unless he takes a job on the top floor of the Empire State Building. And even then, there had better not be any donut stands anywhere near the stairwell.

Here's Duke "getting physical" on some "stairs" at our "work."

Wow. Did you catch that? Instead of walking around the building, he took the stairs. All five of them. Going down. Walking around our building would've easily burned three times the amount of calories which still would have been only about one calorie. Knowing Duke, he probably rewarded himself for "taking the stairs" with a nice honey bun or four.