Did Your Fat Tuesday Fun Cause A Wounded Wednesday
Admit it. The lure of beads, booze and boobs got to you yesterday and you went out on a school night. Didn’t you?
Now today, you’re sitting at work or in class with a pounding head, blurry vision and a headache that would probably kill a lesser man. (Or woman) Cheer up though, Dubba G can make it all better. I really don’t get hangovers (it’s true and yes, most of my friends go a little “hater” on me over it.) but on those rare occasions that I do, I have a cure.
Slurpees. Not icees, slushes, shakes, malts, etc … 7/11 slurpees. Any flavor will do I guess but coke and cherry seem to work best. Clear ‘ya up in no time!!
If slurpees aren’t your thing (or if you cant find a properly functioning slurpee machine which can be tough sometimes.) here are a few other hangover remedies for you to try.
- Red Beer. (Or “Clamato”) An El Paso staple! Beer, tomato juice, tobasco, a little (or LOT) of lime and various spices of your choice. The spicier the better, sort of a “bloody mary” but with beer! For a variety of red beer-ness, try Dayvasos on N. Mesa.
- Menudo. Another biggie here along the border. I never really got this one, but a lot of my bros swear by it. (Good luck, that stuff is nasty.)
- A Rosco burger. The greasier and heavier the better, throw some green chili on there to!
- Chicos Tacos. These only work if you eat them at 3 or 4 in the morning on your way home. Not really sure why. Any other time, no hangover benefits. They’re just lunch.