Thumb -v- Frog, Whom Yea Takin?
Stupid apps.
Stupid apps.
I’m about halfway through a dark subway tunnel when I realize I’ve been here before. I had ended up back in the dark, dirty depths after nearly being asphyxiated in the dust storm currently raging outside, one of the many dangerous things in this new, post-apocalyptic world. I haven’t been in the city for a year since the disaster and the streets are still very familiar to me, but I never expected the subways to trigger a memory. But this one was more recent- I had been here only hours before. In fact, I realized that I had helped a starving woman at the end of the tunnel, giving her the food cans that she so desperately needed.
In the likely event you’re not like us and don’t have the time to invest hours (and we mean solid hours) of your life into killing as many aliens as you can muster in ‘Mass Effect 3’, you might want to take a gander at ‘Mass Effect Infiltrator.’
All of this has happened before, and will happen again.
Like a grizzled veteran who rocks a shelf full of MVP trophies and is unthreatened by any up-and-comers on the farm system, ‘MLB 12: The Show‘ no longer has the eye of the tiger. Instead, it just coasts, does the awesome things you expect it to do and calls it a day.
‘Street Fighter X Tekken’ reminds us of that bathtub scene in Billy Madison when Adam Sandler pits a bottle of shampoo and conditioner in a deathmatch. It’s nearly as ridiculous a proposition — and somehow just as fitting — to pit the two-dimensional, projectile-happy Street Fighters against the 3D shuffle-meisters from the world of Tekken.
The new trend is for game publishers with just-crazy-enough-to-work sequel ideas to release the games as bite-sized, stand-alone downloads that look and feel just like the disc-based games. That’s how ‘Red Dead Redemption’s’ straight-shooting cowboy John Marston ended up tangling with zombies in ‘Undead Nightmare’ and superhuman rail-surfer Cole Phelps of Infamous infamy ended up becoming a vampire in Festival of Blood.
Now half-crazy pulp fiction author Al
You met ‘The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’ and fell in love at first dragon bite. You gazed into its eyes and started to spend all your time together, questing looting and slaying. It was true love.
As Superbowl XLVI approaches. You know you've done it or your other Half has done it .
Ever wonder how to keep track of all the Office pools that you paid $50 for .
Well.. YUP there's an APP for that.
To All my Homies in El Paso.Get that IPhone or Android Phone out.
They have an APP for THAT !!
LOW RIDERS !.. Now you can own your very own Low Rider VATO !!!
SHECK IT OUT !!
Check this out. It seems like everyone in El Paso is a guitar player, so this is a cool thing to share with you all. Chris Broderick, the sick-ass guitar shredder from Megadeth will give you the chance to out shred him on stage and walk away with HIS GUITAR!
How, you ask?
So yesterday was the end of the annual Consumer Electronics Show (CES) 2012 and they say that very sweet, and rockin toys will be in abundance this year!!