Buzz’s Top 10 Snarky Observations About the Academy Awards

The Academy Awards aired this past Sunday night and I had some observations about the show.

1.) I tuned in to Walking Dead on AMC but was surprised when one of the zombies seemed to be trying to talk. Then, I realized I was actually watching the Oscars and it was Kim Novak trying to announce the nominees for Best Animated Feature.

2.) Speaking of “Animated Features” that’s what Kim Novak doesn’t have, thanks to horrible plastic surgery.

3.) Zac Efron blew his one line when he twice failed to decipher the word “inspiration” off a cue card. It seems like Zac might have spent too much time doing High School Musicals when he should have been taking High School Reading.

4.) How could Ellen Degeneres hand a slice of pizza to Harrison Ford with an obviously starving Calista Flockhart sitting right next to him?!?

5.) If you’d told me in 1995 that the guy who played Urkle would someday win a Best Actor Academy Award, I would have believed it the exact same amount as if you’d told me Matthew McConaughey would.

6.) Kim Kardashian won a Razzie for her part in a Tyler Perry movie. Well, it’s nice to see Kim in something black for a change.

7.) I though Lupita Nyong’o deserved her award. She did a fine cotton-picking job in 12 Years a Slave.

8.) Jessica Biel was the hottest chick on that stage all night, next to Jared Leto.

9.) That French woman who had a face transplant a few years ago is more natural looking than Kim Novak.

10.) Ellen’s “selfie” at the Dolby Theatre broke the Twitter record. It doesn’t seem fair that Pee Wee Herman’s “selfie” in a theatre only got him arrested.