It would be .... would be??  It IS pretty damn cool I think!

Kind of like a real life Charlies' Angels!  Hot chicks that can help you with stuff, make beer runs and totally f*** up anyone who bothers you!  (Door to door salespeople; heads up!!)  I need to get the station to hook me up with a few of these girls.  I could be Charlie! After all, I'm sort of a celebrity right??  Celebrities NEED protection.

Seriously ... I'm not hallucinating.they're real!!  Check 'em out at!

Brad, Court??  Can I talk to you guys???  Brad ... open the door!! It's important!!!!!!!