Bikini Bodyguards … How Cool Would That Be?
It would be .... would be?? It IS pretty damn cool I think!
Kind of like a real life Charlies' Angels! Hot chicks that can help you with stuff, make beer runs and totally f*** up anyone who bothers you! (Door to door salespeople; heads up!!) I need to get the station to hook me up with a few of these girls. I could be Charlie! After all, I'm sort of a celebrity right?? Celebrities NEED protection.
Seriously ... I'm not hallucinating.they're real!! Check 'em out at msn.com!
Brad, Court?? Can I talk to you guys??? Brad ... open the door!! It's important!!!!!!!