Patrick Bateman

Meet Silencia, por favor. She’s a SuicideGirl who loves loud music and gay dudes. Just don’t ever “****” her or refer to her tattoos as tats or ink. We would guess she’d be the ‘S’ in S&M.

Dani’s a 25 year old singer, dancer, model, and actress born in Westerly, Rhode Island, raised in Virginia Beach, Virginia and currently living in Las Vegas.

Meet Patton, a 24-year-old ‘metalhead’ who’s into math, science, monsters, madmen, and mayhem.

Emmanuelle’s a 27-year-old model and adult film actress originally from Ringwood, New Jersey who now bounces back and forth between Fort Lauderdale, Florida and New York, NY.

Meet Lumo, a “sample sized” South African SuicideGirl who’s into kung fu, freckles, Skyrim, the Watchmen, and ‘Game of Thrones’. She also likes to lick stubble. Did we mention we hate shaving? We hate shaving.

Deziree, better known as “Undezcovered”, is a 29 year old model and future cast member of The Real Houswives of Dallas, which is scheduled to shoot in August and air in 2013 on Bravo.

Meet Terrox, a 20-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into pot, pink stuff, panda videos, teens getting wasted, and after parties. We’ve got ‘pink slime’ and a live stream Panda Watch at the crib.

Crystal’s a 21 year old model, dancer, and ring girl from Riverside, California who’s appeared in music videos for Flo Rida, Marques Houston featuring Rick Ross, and Gabriel Angel featuring DJ Reza and Junior Sanchez.

This morning, we featured Kemper as our SuicideGirl of the day. Then, 9Gag discovered her gorgeous Star Wars geekiness, causing millions of fanboy faces to match the color of her hair.

Rampage Jackson is nearing the end of his UFC career and judging by this video he shot for FilmOn.com, he might be looking for a way to expedite his departure.

If you’re like us, you have a limit when it comes to family fun. If you need a break from dying or hiding eggs, or you can’t bring yourself to look at another afikoman without dry heaving, we have just what the Seder Bunny ordered.

Remember the first time you heard about stuffed crust pizza? Your still developing brain almost couldn’t handle it. No longer would the ends go to waste. Now, Pizza Hut in the UK upped the ante by stuffing their crust with hot dogs.