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Silencia Suicide- Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Silencia, por favor. She’s a SuicideGirl who loves loud music and gay dudes. Just don’t ever “****” her or refer to her tattoos as tats or ink. We would guess she’d be the ‘S’ in S&M.
Dani Diiorio – Babe of the Day
Dani’s a 25 year old singer, dancer, model, and actress born in Westerly, Rhode Island, raised in Virginia Beach, Virginia and currently living in Las Vegas.
Patton Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Patton, a 24-year-old ‘metalhead’ who’s into math, science, monsters, madmen, and mayhem.
Emmanuelle London – Babe of the Day
Emmanuelle’s a 27-year-old model and adult film actress originally from Ringwood, New Jersey who now bounces back and forth between Fort Lauderdale, Florida and New York, NY.
Lumo Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lumo, a “sample sized” South African SuicideGirl who’s into kung fu, freckles, Skyrim, the Watchmen, and ‘Game of Thrones’. She also likes to lick stubble. Did we mention we hate shaving? We hate shaving.
Deziree Ramirez – Babe of the Day
Deziree, better known as “Undezcovered”, is a 29 year old model and future cast member of The Real Houswives of Dallas, which is scheduled to shoot in August and air in 2013 on Bravo.
Terrox Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Terrox, a 20-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into pot, pink stuff, panda videos, teens getting wasted, and after parties. We’ve got ‘pink slime’ and a live stream Panda Watch at the crib.
Crystal Leigh – Babe of the Day
Crystal’s a 21 year old model, dancer, and ring girl from Riverside, California who’s appeared in music videos for Flo Rida, Marques Houston featuring Rick Ross, and Gabriel Angel featuring DJ Reza and Junior Sanchez.
Kemper Suicide’s Sexiest Uploads
This morning, we featured Kemper as our SuicideGirl of the day. Then, 9Gag discovered her gorgeous Star Wars geekiness, causing millions of fanboy faces to match the color of her hair.
Rampage Jackson Shows Us How To (Not) Pick Up A ‘Gurl’
Rampage Jackson is nearing the end of his UFC career and judging by this video he shot for FilmOn.com, he might be looking for a way to expedite his departure.
54 of the Best Easter & Passover Pics on Twitter & Tumblr
If you’re like us, you have a limit when it comes to family fun. If you need a break from dying or hiding eggs, or you can’t bring yourself to look at another afikoman without dry heaving, we have just what the Seder Bunny ordered.
If Only Pizza Crust Could Be Stuffed With Hot Dogs… Oh Wait
Remember the first time you heard about stuffed crust pizza? Your still developing brain almost couldn’t handle it. No longer would the ends go to waste. Now, Pizza Hut in the UK upped the ante by stuffing their crust with hot dogs.