Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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2014 Corvette Stingray Will Cost About $52K for Base Model
Prepare to take out a second mortgage on your home or perhaps even sell off your first born, because General Motors announced earlier last week that the 2014 Corvette Stingray will cost around $52,000 – and that’s just for the base model.
Texas District Attorney Apologizes From Jail for Drinking and Driving
Publicly apologizing from jail for breaking the law can’t be easy, especially if you are one of those technically responsible for upholding it. However, that didn’t stop Travis County, Texas District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg from posting a written apology from a state correctional facility over the weekend for drinking and driving at over three times the legal limit.
Give a ‘Puc’ About Your Liquor With These Stainless Steel Ice Cubes
Liquor connoisseurs who prefer their cocktails on the rocks but have a seething distaste for the watered down repercussions of using ice cubes - meet your “pucking” salvation.
Designer Dave Laituri recently unleashed his latest invention called 'Pucs,' which are stainless steel ice cubes developed to give drinkers more temperature control over their top-shelf refreshments without fear of diluting
Texas House Votes to Make False Bomb Threats a Felony Offense
Making phony bomb threats across Texas is no laughing matter, and soon making them on college campuses could result in felony charges.
Earlier this week, the House passed a bill asking for the inclusion of public and private colleges to the list of places where creating false alarms is a felony offense. This is primarily due to an onslaught of fake bomb threats being made across some Texas campuse
Texas Woman Breaks Into Couple’s Home Doggie-Style
When you think of someone doing it doggie-style, this probably isn't what you imagine.
A Texas woman was arrested earlier this week for criminal trespass and criminal mischief after she used the doggy door to break into a couples house and sit in their bathtub buck naked.
NASA Rovers Draw Penis Graffiti on Mars, Aliens Are Amused
We’ve heard of space junk, but this is just ridiculous.
Texas Resident Kicked Off Southwest Airlines for Being Too Fat
Apparently, Southwest Airlines is now kicking Texans off their planes for being too fat.
According to reports, 34-year-old Texas resident Matthew Harper was all set to fly from Chicago to Denver when a representative for the airline ordered him to leave his seat and exit the plane.
Study Finds Black Sabbath Helps Plants Grow
If you intend to show the wicked world a cornucopia of green thumb power this gardening season (and you probably don't, but keep reading) you had better start exposing your precious sweet leaf to plenty of Black Sabbath.
Authorities Say Tango Blast Gang Getting Stronger in El Paso
A fierce prison gang is getting stronger in the Lone Star state.
Texas authorities say that the Tango Blast gang, which was once just a “fad,” is now quite possibly one of the most fearsome gangs across the state of Texas, including El Paso and several other cities. The latest reports from the Texas Department of Public Safety indicate that the up-and-coming gang has some 10,000 members in Texas a
Texas Lawman Fights Illegal Aliens: Thumb Snatchers from the Cocoon Moon [Video]
It is not uncommon to find illegal aliens roaming the streets of Texas, but as far as we can tell, none of them appear to be after our opposing thumbs. – not yet anyway. However, if there ever is an rabid insurgence of green-blooded aliens swooping down from outer space to devour our cattle and rid us of our ability to play with guns, then all we can hope is that a wild-eyed lawman is standing clo
Texas Roadway Signs Say Don’t Drink Then Walk, Bike or Drive [VIDEO]
Not only is it against the law in Texas to drink and drive, but apparently, it is also illegal for Texans to have a few drinks and then walk or ride a bike to their next chosen destination. At least that appears to be the slightly skewed consensus of the reporter in this video.
Tesla Motors Fighting Texas for Right to Sell Vehicles Customer Direct
Electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors was in the Texas state Capitol today lobbying with state officials in hopes that they may soon amend certain laws that would allow the car builder to start selling their vehicles directly to customers.