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Buy This Pub and Get a Free Booze Guzzling Pig
No one wants to own a bar and grill catering to social degenerates and alcoholic swine. However, when the alcoholic swine is actually a beer guzzling pig – we consider that the exception to the rule.
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New Study Reveals That Business Travelers Are Behaving Very, Very Badly
It appears as if the great American workhorse is actually a wild eyed party animal with an insatiable appetite for self-destruction.
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Students Forced to Trim Teacher’s Pubic Hair
It should always been considered suspicious when a cut rate beauty school charges a person up the yang hole to attend their classes, and then upon cashing their check, hands them a set of clippers and insists they shave the instructor’s pubes prior to expelling them for no good reason.
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Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 40-year-old BET Award winning actress who was raised in New York while her mother worked as a Broadway performer and her dad worked behind the scenes at PBS television, as well as a producer on shows like ‘Sanford and Son ‘and Russell Simmons’ ‘Def Comedy Jam’.
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Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 21-year-old British singer-songwriter and actress who popped out of her momma somewhere in the country formerly known as Yugoslavia before moving to live with her family in the United Kingdom.
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Principal Takes on a Man with a Gun During School’s Open House
Students at a Georgia high school will likely start their first day back wondering if they should have included a bulletproof vest on their supply list, as police say they are still searching for a man who showed up on campus last week with a loaded gun.
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Taco Bell Employee Causes Furor Posting Photo of Himself Allegedly Urinating in Nachos
When youthful enthusiasm, minimum wage and a filthy pair of clown shoes is mixed with fast food prepared by the downtrodden generation, sometimes it becomes necessary to report bad service to the corporate office.
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Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 19-year-old singer and actress whose barely legal and delectable rack has been rumored to cause pocket pool tendencies and rosy palms in men ages ten to dead.
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Man Sets Toilet on Fire in the Name of Religion
We have all had semi-religious experiences in the bathroom that could have benefited from the lighting of a match. However, a Kentucky man might have taken that concept a little too far over the weekend, when he set an entire toilet on fire in the name of religion.
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Cops in China Mistake Sex Doll For a Corpse
When taking into consideration the unfortunate perils of the illegal sex trade, it should come as no surprise that sometimes a rescue effort is needed to recover a dead body found floating face down in a river. But, when a massive recovery effort only uncovers an inflatable sex toy, we feel like the signs of the times are pointing towards greater things.
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TSA Thinks the World’s Largest Schlong is a Terrorist Threat
If you think you have a hard time getting through airport security, wait until you try getting through it packing the world’s largest pecker – because that is exactly what happened to Jonah Falcon.
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The U.S. Government Cracks Down on Penis Pump Fraud
Well guys, the jig is up!
The federal government is now challenging the legitimacy of American impotency by investigating a near 500 percent increase in Medicare payments for penis pumps over the last decade