I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Johnnie Walker
Which Version of Queensryche Is The Most Interesting To You?
Now that the rest of the band and Geoff Tate have gone their separate ways, and the court has ruled that both entities can use the name Queensryche, which one are you interested in more? They're both working right now, one version on new music, the other on a sort of nostalgia tour.
Most Chill Cat Ever Plays a Hysterical Death Metal Drum Cover of Thy Art Is Murder Music [VIDEO]
Everyone knows the internet is for two things. Porn and cat videos. Because the Corporate Overlords won't let me post the porn stuff here, I will share with you this really funny video of a cat doing a death metal drum cover. Enjoy the crazy-ass drum cat insanity.
Today’s Dose of Laughter – Eddie Izzard on Jesus and the Dinosaurs [VIDEO]
Eddie Izzard is my favorite transvestite comedian...okay, the only one I really watch...so I thought I'd share. Hope you get a good laugh out of this, as Eddie rambles on about Jesus and the Dinosaurs Enjoy! (NSFW, BTW)
A Nice Dose Of Laughter For You Tonight – Robin Williams On Jesus [VIDEO]
There's a lot of stress this time of year, with work and family stuff continuing, plus the added insanity of the holidays and having spend craploads of money on stuff for people. Let's sit back and laugh a bit before getting started all over again tomorrow.
Here's Robin Williams, being totally insane on religion. Enjoy! (NSFW, BTW)
The Best Way To Listen To These Songs Is Through Interpretive Comedy Dancing [VIDEO]
Whether you like these songs or not, these videos will make you laugh. I found the mime dancing video for "Torn" a few years ago, and since then comedian David Armand has done a bunch of them on British TV. He's absolutely hysterical. Enjoy!
Would You Buy A Volvo If It Would Drive You Around?
Volvo has announced that it's going to take the last part of the accident equation out...the driver. They plan to have self-driving cars by 2014, and a whole fleet by 2020! Just think, your car would talk to the other cars around it to keep you from fender-benders or worse, and it'll get you to work, your girlfriend's house, your other girlfriend's house, and then back home to your wife. All safel
Ocean Lies Ahead – El Paso’s Best Local Rock Profile
Ocean Lies Ahead
Who are all the members of your band, and what do they play?
Serg- Vocals
Levi- Guitar
Chris- Guitar
Troy- Drums
Ray- Bass
Aaron- Keyboard
This Video Will Make You Cry With Laughter [VIDEO]
I came across this video on Facebook today, and I have to share it with all you guys. It starts off pretty good, but then just keeps getting better and better. I honestly couldn't tell you what product it's for, but it doesn't really matter. Enjoy!
Johnnie Walker’s No Shave November Beard Evolution – How Did Your Growing Go? [VIDEO]
I took part in No Shave November this year, which meant I basically stopped doing something for a month. Not doing things is one of my greatest skill sets. If there was an Olympic category for "Not Doing Stuff", I would medal every single year, I'm that good.
Let’s Make Some Extra Money By Shipping All Our Trash To Sweden – They’ll BUY It!
Seriously. Sweden has a new, and odd problem. They don't create enough trash.
WTF? They've gotten so good at recycling stuff, they don't create enough trash for their landfills, or to generate energy for heat and electricity from their waste-to-energy programs!
Decide Whether Or Not McLovin’ Dies On Video For The New Farcry 3 Video Game [VIDEO]
You know McLovin', Red Mist, you know, that guy! He's on a new video series on YouTube to promote Farcry 3, which is being released very soon. They're four episodes in, and your job is to decide if he should live or die! Seriously!
The Cutest Kitten In The World Sings Radiohead’s “Creep” – This Rules [VIDEO]
There are tons of cover song videos out on YouTube, of course, but this one has to be the cutest thing ever. Take a cute kitten, throw in a cool Radiohead song, a professional visual effects guy, and you end up with this! I can't stop laughing at this.