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Russian MMA Fight Ends With Fan Knocking Out Fighter
Don't judge a book by it's cover, especially when that book is a harmless looking MMA fan who volunteers to fight you in a sand pit. Also, takedown defense and keeping your hands up are slightly more important than worrying about your hair.
Child in Superman Shirt Fall Out of Window and Lands on Feet
There may be hope for the existence of a real-life Superman. He's a little young right now, but he's already got the attire, the awesomely nonchalant attitude, and the ability to fall out of a window and land on his feet.
Brazilian ‘Penis Snake’ Discovered in Amazon
It is not difficult to see the obvious similarities between snakes and that all-governing sex organ in your pants: both are long, (technically) boneless and become keenly alert when stalking prey. Now the similarities are down-right uncanny...