Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Homicidal Santa Prank Will Scare the Christmas Spirit Right Out of You
Ho, ho, ho-ly cow, this is terrifying.
This Poor Sap Is Trapped in an Elevator With a Foul-Mouthed Lunatic
Being an elevator with strangers is uncomfortable enough. Being in an elevator that breaks down with a stranger who may be clinically insane is a whole other bowl of wax.
World’s Tightest Parallel Parking Job Is a Thing of Beauty
Parallel parking is a challenge for most drivers. Most. This guy clearly isn't among them.
Worst Job Interview Ever Ends in a Stabbing, Probably No Job Offer
The next time you walk out of a job interview wondering how it went, here's a good way to compare: if you didn't stab the person interviewing you, then you just may be in the running.
Yes, Kim Kardashian’s Paper Cover Photo Broke the Internet
It sounds crazy, we know: Kim Kardashian appears in a photo that is sure to generate a ton of publicity.
Hot Soccer Reporter Asked to Leave Field Because She’s Just Too Fine
Well, this never happened to Erin Andrews.
These Are the 10 Dumbest Reasons People Have Used to Call in Sick to Work
Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy. A new poll of 3,100 employees and 2,200 hiring managers has come up with the most absurd reasons people have actually used for calling in sick.
Screaming Woman in Chair Will Torture Your Soul Just in Time for Halloween
There's scary and then there's whatever the heck this is.
This 1-Minute Horror Movie Will Scare You From Ever Sleeping Again
This Halloween's most frightening movie is shorter than the time it takes to find your seat in theaters.
Teacher Quits Job to Become Professional Twerker, Make Money Than You’ll Ever See
You know the old joke about the stripper who's only dancing so she can pay her way through school? Well, this is pretty much the opposite of that.
Russian Soldier Remains Totally Calm While Rockets Explode Near Him
They say war is hell, but who knew war could become completely routine?
Watch a Cat Drink Beer Because That’s What Awesome Is
Well, here's a cat video you probably never thought you'd see.