My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Duke Keith
Four Putz: Crane, Watson, Fowler and Mahan Return for ‘Golf Boys 2.Oh’ [VIDEO]
They're doing it for charity. That's what you can tell yourself after you watch this. As if "Golf Boys" wasn't enough, PGA Tour stars Ben Crane, defending Masters' champion Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler and Hunter Mahan have returned for "Golf Boys 2.Oh". It's hilarious, though you may feel cheap and too-easily entertained afterward. But, hey, that's what the internet is for, rig
Morning Show Fun: Buzz Scares Lisa with a Fake Spider [NSFW VIDEO]
Continuing in a long line of punchy females with the KLAQ Morning Show, Lisa Sanchez is the latest victim to fall prey to Buzz Adams' collection of fake creepy-crawlies. Careful -- Lisa says something not very nice to us near the end!
Best Basketball Buzzer-Beating Shot Ever? Yeah, It’s That Good! [VIDEO]
A high school basketball tournament in Westchester, NY, ended with a crazy buzzer-beater yesterday. The score was Mt. Vernon 60, New Rochelle 58 with 2.9 seconds left. A Mt. Vernon player stole the inbound pass and just tossed the ball up in the air to burn the rest of the clock. Not a bad idea. He just didn't throw it high enough. New Rochelle's Khalid Edney caught it, shot it...and swished it fr
El Paso Teens’ Heartwarming Basketball Story Makes SportsCenter [VIDEO]
Congratulations to Mitchell Marcus, to Coronado High School and Peter Morales, to Jonathon Montañez and the Franklin Cougars -- you did it. You made SportsCenter.
Youth Hockey Coach Trips Players in Post-Game Handshake [VIDEO]
Anyone who knows hockey knows the post-series handshake is a time-honored tradition. So you can understand the hockey world's reaction to this douche, Canadian youth coach Martin Tremblay, who leg-swept two teenage players on the other team ready to shake his hand, breaking one 13-year-old's wrist!
UTEP 63, Houston 53: Bohannon’s Big Dunk, Floyd’s Funny Post-Game [LINK]
UTEP big man John Bohannon had a career high in both points (24) and rebounds (17) -- including this rim-rattling dunk -- as the Miners beat the Houston Cougars, 63-53. Click the link below to see the dunk and check out head coach Tim Floyd's amusing post-game presser as he talked about Bohannon.
Believe It or Bullcrap: Chemist Experiments with Homemade Fireworks [VIDEO]
Here's a little homemade chemistry lesson for you. What do you get when you mix in a little too much magnesium into your sulfur-potassium-magnesium firework? You would get what happens here. The reaction was apparently big enough to change this guy's shirt and turn his lights back on, but it's still pretty funny!
Miners Football Forecast: UTEP Will Have Showers This Fall [LINK]
The rumor mill on our sister station, 600 ESPN El Paso, has been churning on this here and there, but today it becomes official: quarterback Jameill Showers is leaving Texas A&M and transferring to UTEP where he will play this fall. For more on a big day for UTEP football, click the link below.
Does Manti Te’o Need a Long-Distance Hug? [VIDEO]
Manti Te'o is not impressing at the NFL Combine, leading some experts to predict he might fall out of the first round in April's NFL Draft. Add all the stress from having to answer questions from the media horde and it sure sounds like he could use a friendly ear...
Epic Rap Battles of History: Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King [VIDEO]
The guys who do the YouTube series "Epic Rap Battles of History" have a brand new video: where Martin Luther King Jr. takes on Gandhi, played by Comedy Central's Key and Peele. Peace is not the word.
Should You Bust Out a Dinner Coupon on a First Date? [POLL]
A listener emailed in and said she was cool with her first date...until he brought out a discount coupon for dinner! So, cheap-ass or frugal? You decide in our poll below.
Seth McFarlane’s Hilarious Oscar Intro Song: We Saw Your Boobs [VIDEO]
See this while you still can! Having done a parody song or two, you can appreciate a true artiste when you hear one. Buzz may not like "Family Guy", but you have to give it up to Oscars host Seth McFarlane, who made more than one actress uncomfortable with his hilarious intro, "We Saw Your Boobs". Brilliant.