Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
MoSho to Try for Onion Eating Record
We're gonna need mouthwash
Brilliant Celine Dion/Linkin Park Mashup Pays Gorgeous Tribute to Chester
We really need to bring back the "Monday Morning Mashup" so we could air cool stuff like this!
There’s a Website You Can Go to and Get Free Estimates … on EVERYTHING
I remember the Better Business Bureau logo in shop windows around town when I was growing up. Now, the BBB has online reviews and other tools, too.
Hey Buzz! What Do You Think About…Serena Williams?
I never watch tennis...
Nico Adjemian Signs Huge Deal with Amazon
Check out the teaser trailer for Nico's new show on Amazon Prime!
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Are we shocked really?
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Three species of kissing bugs can be found in Texas!
Let’s Pick Out One Outdated Slang Term and Bring it Back
Which of these deserves to make a comeback?
Dissecting the Greatest Animated TV Shows List
"King of the Hill" DESERVES BETTER!
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It's never too late to celebrate Frankenstein!
Magician Convinces People They Are Invisible on New Netflix Show
Did he really trick the guy or did he trick us?
Happy Birthday Pee Wee Herman
Who still remembers the words to the theme song??