Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Buzz’s Defend a Villain is…The Wicked Witch of the West
In today's episode of "The Munchkin's Court" we hear why The Wicked Witch of the West was not at fault!
Are Used Kleenexes the Key To Good Health?
I mean, the short answer is no, but check out the video for yourself!
Blade Runner 2019 vs. Real 2019
Let's compare and contrast, shall we?
Spend the Night with Buzz: Here’s what a Real Sleep Study is Like
Check out my "Space Jam" jammies!
More ZZZZBay: Online Shopping While on Lunesta
Starting off 2019 with more deliveries
OMG, Ya’ll! MTV Cribs Was Fake!
I am shocked. SHOCKED!
Joanna Gives Buzz the Tidying Up Treatment
Tune in to find out if temporary tattoos spark joy in Buzz's life
Got the No-Star-Wars-This-Year Blues? Check Out This Fan Film
Do you feel a gaping Star Wars movie-sized hole in your life? I found something that might, at least, tide you over
Buzz Vs. Brandon in First Ever “Bird Box Bird Boxing” Match
Who will win and who will take the blindfold off?
Our City Has the Flu…BAD!
Our city is diseased!
Move Over, Elf on the Shelf…Here’s Trump on a Stump and More!
For just $29.95 this little guy could be yours too!
‘Home Alone’ was a Rip-off of a Much More Insane French Movie
It’s a Good Thing the Wet Bandits Didn’t Try This in France Because The Only Thing Wet Would be Their Corpses!