Are you already standing in line for "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II: The Cheatening"?  Maybe you're a Star Wars fan and you've already started camping outside of the Epcot Center hoping against hope to catch a glimpse of the Tauntauns Disney must surely be breeding for the next movie.

If you are either of those, you still probably have a much better chance of having normal, human sexual relations than these modern day warriors who were waiting in line for "Call of Duty: Black Ops II"!

It was Fernie's mission to meet these courageous veterans, learn their stories, and mock them. Listen to the audio on the next page....