2014 Was A Weird Year For Babies [VIDEO]

Looks like The Offspring were correct. "The Kids Aren't Alright".

Being, as Deb from Dexter put it in one episode, "a motherf******, rolly polly, chubby cheeked sh** machine" was an adventure for some this year!

• One toddler made it past the Secret Service and onto the White House lawn causing a panic and mini .. no pun intended .. lockdown.  (Why not?  Who hasn't the Secret Service let wander into the White House?)
• How about the 9 pound Salvadoran baby born last January ... to a NUN!!  The Nun says she had no idea she was pregnant.  (That kids in for some teasing.)
• My favorite was the 9 month old Pakistani rugrat charged with attempted murder. (Since the little thug can't talk yet, I'm assuming he exercised his right to remain silent in court last April.)

How was your year?