The other day, the KTLA morning news team in Los Angeles did a story about the Shake Weight, and they went a little overboard with the obvious jokes about the male anatomy.  A white anchor said he was using a "small white one" and asked if it made a difference.  So a female reporter mentioned that one of the African-American anchors had "a big black one."

Then she cautioned people to always keep the Shake Weight at least six inches from your face.  She said, quote, "You don't want to hit yourself in the face with it.  Not even the little white ones."  Meanwhile, everyone in the news studio was using one, including the producers in the booth.