I'll own it. I can be a bit of a grammar nazi. (Notice that reads "small-n" nazi, not "big-N" Nazi -- and already we have an example of the subtleties of language.)
However, comma, in comparison to Weird Al Yankovic, I am a teenager speed-texting her friend with a juicy piece of gossip while driving 20 miles over the speed limit to get to Forever 21 before the mall closes.
Weird Al wanted to make this the first song on his new CD, but Lady Gaga apparently takes herself seriously enough that she denied the Pied Piper of Parody. So, he did what any good satirist would do and released it for free! Here's the video audio. Yay, Weird Al.