us women's soccer

Abby Wambach's incredible last-gasp goal tying the United States with Brazil to force penalties -- which the US won -- was an incredible sports moment, well-called by Adrian Healey of ESPN. But for that extra bit of goofy magic, you just have to turn to over-the-top former CBS play-by-play man Gus Johnson and Bill "Major Onions" Raftery.

Okay, so you read the headline and you're thinking: mutually exclusive terms. German women's soccer and Playboy? Holy pit hair, Batman! In the name of all that is Hefner, they wouldn't, would they? Even German Playboy? Then you see the pictures.