santa claus

Santa Claus committed suicide by drinking a vial of poison eggnog following his guilty verdict by a war crimes tribunal in The Hague last week.

Rudolph, he's not very well!!

Merry Christmas ALL!!!!

We've got a new rap battle - Moses goes up against Santa Claus.

I get Christmas e-cards, birthday e-cards, etc from bands and record labels all the time.  A Halloween e-card though?  That's different.

Lyrics from the song "Twas the Day After Christmas": T'was the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.

Peace on earth? Goodwill to men? Not if that man has 20 points on you in the latest Gallup poll! 'Tis the Campaign Season, and nobody's immune...not even Santa Claus!

What could be cuter than a two-year-old little girl singing "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"? A LOT with this little girl's lyrics! Word to Mom & Dad: less Tim Burton for your little princess, please.

Thank goodness they're just machine guns and not rocket launchers and greanades! I think Santa will do his very best to try and NOT piss off any kids this holiday season!

Now, I know the economy sucks and everything costs an arm and a leg so sometimes we have to get out there and fend for ourselves. Christmas is going to sux this year.

The KLAQ Christmas staff party was one crazy party! Gifts were exchanged, food was eaten and people did things they 're gonna regret.  The highlight of the Q Xmas party had to be when Santa Claus stopped by to hear all the Xmas wishes....