red wedding

What if childhood star Fred Savage's bratty grandson in "The Princess Bride" was still a kid while "Grandpa" Peter Falk read him the Red Wedding scene from "Game of Thrones"?

Game of mother-effin' Thrones, man. Watching this show is like having goldfish as pets. It takes a few weeks before you can finally tell them apart and start having feeling for them as individuals. Then, they die. Red Wedding, I thought. Sounds romantic, I thought.  Red is the color of love, I thought. Why, they'll probably have red crepe and red balloons and.... Oh. I think I know now what the s