Brad Keselowski completed the Chase for the NASCAR championship at No. 1, winning the Sprint Cup Series championship by finishing 15th at Homestead-Miami Speedway. ESPN spoke to Keselowski live well after the race and, uh...Let's just say Brad had been drinking...OUT OF A TWO-GALLON BEER MUG THAT WAS MOSTLY EMPTY!
In a desperate situation where a man is faced with the decision to either seek out immediate medical attention or watch his pregnant girlfriend give birth in the backseat of his car, the only available option is to -- you guessed it -- pull into a NASCAR Speedway.
Earlier this week we brought you Family Baptist Church Pastor Joe Nelms prayer offered before the Nationwide Series race in Nashville, TN. We should have known that BEFORE THE WEEK WAS OUT somebody would auto-tune his prayer and turn it into a country song. Of COURSE they did!
Many pre-game, pre-race or pre-anything prayers can be somewhat lifeless, long and cliche-ridden affairs. But clearly Pastor Joe Nelms of the Family Baptist Church in Nashville, TN, is a more joyfully honest soul. Either that, or we should call him Pastor Ricky Bobby. How else could you explain his pre-Nationwide Series race prayer this last weekend in Nashville?