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My mother has been requesting me as a friend on Facebook for a few months now. I thought by now, she would get the hint. Instead, she continues to guilt trip me into adding her. So here is my list of why I will not add my mother (and you too Auntie Ida) as my friend on Facebook...
You might be a redneck if...you been teachin' yo'r daughter to drive since she was three and you weren't surprised that, at age 14, she was the one driving a stolen car in a two-state high-speed poice chase. Meet Mysti Potter.
When you say the word "mom", people tend to think of a couple of things: An haggard, unhappy woman with some miserable kids screaming in the aisle of the grocery store (restaurant, movie theater, etc.), annoying everyone around; or the saintly, loving woman who always has a smile for you and something hot to eat, ready to help you with your laundry.
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A week ago, we reported that Anthrax drummer Charlie Benante left the band’s tour to be with his terminally ill mother. Today, Benante informed fans that his mother passed away. The stickman wrote a tribute to his mom on his official website and also noted that he would return to Anthrax’s lineup for their New York City show on Wednesday, Feb. 8.