Many people have had one of those awkward moments of watching a a sex scene with their parents. My dad usually starts giving me a lecture about how I should not be watching things like this, while my mom laughs. Reddit user, DantesInfernape had a similar situation, but turned his mother into a viral sensation.
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My mother has been requesting me as a friend on Facebook for a few months now. I thought by now, she would get the hint. Instead, she continues to guilt trip me into adding her. So here is my list of why I will not add my mother (and you too Auntie Ida) as my friend on Facebook...