Duke Arrested
Yep, that's me in the booking photo. 'Cause I got booked. Dumbass. The story in the El Paso Times is true -- with one correction. The check I bounced wasn't last year, it was in 2011. That's right, two years of dumbassery.
Toilet/Sink In Jail
Fernando Cuevas just got released from the big house. Yep, Fernie did a couple of days in jail for unpaid traffic tickets.