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A San Antonio funeral home is opening the first drive-in funeral home so families can still say goodbye while social distancing.

This was a great idea and a beautiful gesture. In THEORY.

Really??

There is a practice in rural Taiwan where, to send a family's dear (male) departed out with a bang with...funeral strippers. We're not kidding. The strippers show up in strip-clubs-on-wheels the Taiwanese call "Electric Flower Cars" and do dances hot enough to raise the dead, giving new meaning to "pushing up daisies".

A photo from bin ladens funeral service has "surfaced".