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The names of the candidates for FIFA president are so eclectic, with Tokyo Sexwale taking the cake as the best, it inspired us to create the FIFA President Name Generator.

It is with great pride and journalistic integrity I am honored to be able to break this sports story right here, right now.

Japan has won the Women's World Cup, stunning the United States 3-1 in a penalty shootout Sunday night after coming from behind twice in a 2-2 tie. Shannon Boxx, Carli Lloyd and Tobin Heath all failed to convert for the Americans, who squandered dozens of chances throughout the game and blew a lead just six minutes from winning their third World Cup title.

Okay, so you read the headline and you're thinking: mutually exclusive terms. German women's soccer and Playboy? Holy pit hair, Batman! In the name of all that is Hefner, they wouldn't, would they? Even German Playboy? Then you see the pictures.