While most people would rather have a sleepover at the DMV than suck on the feet of Walmart shoppers, police say one man came up with an elaborate scheme to lick as many Walmart feet as he could get his tongue on.
Okay, so we don't have a whole bunch of hockey fans in El Paso, but how about hot chicks with catfish? This is Jenna, a Nashville Predators girl. We hear Jenna hails from Minnesota and likes to ice fish, so handling this monstrosity presents no problems. It also explains how Nashville comes by girls who skate so well. What it doesn't explain is why there's a catfish on the ice.
Click on the pic for the link to TMZ.com and a video that will curdle your mother's milk. You especially have to love Baby's tats, not to mention his facial hair.