We've been waiting for this moment for months, and here it is! Morning Show traffic reporter Fernie Cuevas allowed us to witness the revealing of his paternity test. Lisa Sanchez got to play Maury Povich and say the line, "Fernando Cuevas: you ARE the father!"
Dad — the man who brings home the bacon so you could buy the cleats you needed to look good while picking your nose and facing the wrong way during your unmemorable season playing right field in Little League.
Disturbed are taking a well-publicized (and much deserved) break from making music and singer David Draiman plans to use his time off wisely by doing things like procreating. Well, he’ll be trying to, at least.
A guy proved what a big Red Sox fan he is and what a horrible dad he is at the same time. His young son said he loves the Yankees, not the Red Sox, and his dad gave him a really hard time about it and made him CRY. Then eventually the dad said, "You're gonna have to find a new place to live."