Alright, kids, Easter egg hunts are canceled this year because egg prices are getting out of hand!!
The reason for these increases in egg prices is the bird flu which is killing millions of chickens.
Now, I can’t help with any of this but what I can help with is trying to take your mind off of these increasing egg prices with some egg-inspired pickup lines.
We thought Lisa, the self-described California coconut, might not have heard of the Mexican Easter tradition of cascarrones, the confetti-filled eggs that you crack on people's heads. Fernie may have surprised her, but she had heard of them, although -- speaking of egg whites -- Miss Cali calls them "confetti eggs".