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Cattle Decapitation’s Drummer Has Bigger Huevos Than You – Plays Concert Right After Surgery
Cattle Decapitation’s Drummer Has Bigger Huevos Than You – Plays Concert Right After Surgery
Cattle Decapitation's drummer David McGraw is on tour with the band right now, and when they hit Berlin yesterday, he decided to forgo the usual touristy things like sight-seeing. He didn't even feel like just sleeping in or reading a book on cow revolution or the cow subjugation of the human race. Instead, he went to a German hospital and had a "gnarly abscess" removed from his armpit!
Did Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Cause a Fan’s Death? I Don’t Think So – Let’s Go to the Video!
Did Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Cause a Fan’s Death? I Don’t Think So – Let’s Go to the Video!
So earlier today I was having a conversation about our websites, and someone asked me about the whole Lamb of God/Randy Blythe arrest story that's been not making news around the US. It really should be a bigger story, but since it's a metal band, no one gives it any consideration. This is what seems to be going on:
Brazilian Guy Shows Up at His Own Wake
Brazilian Guy Shows Up at His Own Wake
Funerals are like those Lifetime movie marathons our women watch -- we hate them so much that a sturdy kick in the balls would be better than sitting through one. Unless of course said funeral is amped up with a couple of funeral strippers, in which case, awesome. Other than that, what else could possibly make such a depressing and sappy crap fest more bearable? How about not actually being dead?

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