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He may not be the best or the brightest at the job fair, but when opportunity knocks, he not only opens the door, but he removes it from the hinges, burns the wood and melts down the hardware to make sure he gets what he wants.
And no, I'm not talking about a job. Watch this video to see how quickly a guy jumps on the opportunity to see up the skirt of A LOT of women on an escalator.