What are you going to do? You try to put it out of your mind. You try to find succor in the sweet arms of slumber. But, no matter what you do, you can’t stop thinking about waffles.
Many useful machines have been invented, and, one would think that a time machine would be the best machine a person could invent. How very wrong. Clearly, the best machine ever invented is this all-in-one breakfast machine. Say good-bye to Jimmy Dean and drive-thrus and hello to breakfast bliss.