beauty pageant

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo! [VIDEO]
I was very disturbed by this clip of Alana Thompson, aka Honey Boo Boo, a six year old beauty pageant contestant.  But then I had to laugh!  She reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith! It seems her peach of a mom has totally coached her on what to say, and not all of it is charming, but it is hilarious...
Which Accused El Paso Hottie Has the Hottest Mugshot in the World? [PHOTOS]
Former Miss El Paso USA Lorena Tavera was arrested for allegedly trying to boost a $69 blouse from Dillard's, but the bigger story now is that around the web and around the world, her mugshot is being called the hottest of them all by the likes of London's Daily Mail. Lorena's also making news with Perez Hilton, Gawker, The Huffington Post and more. But is hers even the hottest mugshot in El Paso
[VIDEO] Botox Pageant Girl Removed from Home by CPS
We've talked about this a lot on the Morning Show and wondered if someone (like, oh, maybe the State of California?) was watching that Good Morning America segment where an eight-year-old San Francisco girl, Britney Campbell, talked about getting Botox injections from her mother, Kerry Campbell, a part-time anesthetist and full-time child pageant mom.