Amish

I guess the Amish guy in the buggy is keepin’ it real.

These are either eight Amish men arrested for drag racing their horses and buggies, or the Seven Dwarves gained a member. Or maybe the Travelocity gnome has some criminal relatives.

While the Amish completely reject most technologies, like the automobile, they apparently aren’t dead set against cellphone use. In fact, Amish man Willard Yoder used his cellphone to send 600 sexually charged text messages to a 12-year-old girl.