Apparently, Volbeat will outlive Justin Bieber!!

Am I the only one that considers that previous comment good news??

A recent study found that musicians working alone are about twice as likely to die young than those in bands.

(I guess it's good to have "wingmen" ... or women ... around advising you not to get on the plane, take the blue pills, or drink ALL the tequila!)

Attention local musicians!!  If you're in a band now, and it's all about you, ya' might want to hire a full on group.  The life you save could be your own!

As for DJs, no ones really sure whether one of us is any safer than several.  Frankly, around The Q, gatherings of two or more seem to cause more trouble than they prevent.

(Careful, language in video is NSFW!)