Ochocinco Ochoseised — Chad Johnson Gets Cut on Hard Knocks, Offered Role in Porn Movie [VIDEO]

From Jets coach Rex Ryan cussing up a blue streak to the Cowboys being the Cowboys, you have to love the uncensored greatness of HBO's "Hard Knocks". With the Miami Dolphins this season, the HBO cameras were rolling when head coach Joe Philbin 86'ed 85, WR Chad Johnson.

No dangling Chads in this Florida story. Released from jail, his team and his marriage in the span of 24 hours, it's one of the hardest, fastest 180-degree turns-of-fortune in recent memory. Which, like a train wreck you can't turn away from, makes it all the more memorable.

He may have to take himself a little more seriously when he recently discussed his next career move. Some in the "industry" certainly did.