Buzz’s Tips for Getting a Dad-bod
The “Dad-bod” is trending on social media and I feel like I can share my wisdom on this phenomenon. First, here is an example of the hottest physique in the world right now: The Dad-bod.
How did I achieve this marvel, you ask? Well, hypothetical question-asker, I have three tips to getting you to where I am.
1.) Get a physically undemanding job.
2.) Have kids
3.) Give up on your dreams
That’s it! Follow these simple steps and the Dad-bod will soon be yours. With just a tiny bit of commitment, you’ll soon see the pounds condensing on (that is the opposite of “melting off”, isn’t it?).