Walmart Pulls Cocaine Snorting Santa Sweater
Walmart was recently ridiculed after they featured a Christmas sweater with Santa doing lines of cocaine. You can buy one on Amazon.
Australian Woman Throws Out Her Jugs at Google Street Car
An Australian woman wanted to be on Google Maps so bad she tossed out her sweater puppies as the Google Street Car cruised by her house. The best part, Google's algorithm was in awe and didn't blur them for a couple days.
Boulder Police Rescue Hiker Tripping On Mushrooms Off Colorado Mountain
Apparently it's not a wise choice to take "magic mushrooms" and go on a hike. Taylor Powers of Boulder, Colo. found out the hard way.
Bras Are Bad for Women Says Science + Shirts Are Worse
Ladies, science has discovered that wearing a bra is bad for you, and will make your tatas saggier — so lose those bras and while you’re at it, lose the shirts, their bad for a man's health.